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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
BROTHERS AND SISTERS, IT’S WAKEY WAKEY TIME. THIS MORNING’S CUP OF COFFEE HAS ME LIVING HIGH ON THE HOG. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT IT’S PROVOCATIVE. HOW WILL YOU SHUT DOWN THE HATERS AND STICK IT TO THE MAN TODAY? THIS IS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION THAT NEEDS ANSWERING. EVERY MORNING YOU SHOULD WAKE UP WITH A PURPOSE, AND THAT PURPOSE SHOULD BE GETTING PAPER AND POUNDING PEOPLE. DON’T JUST ROLL OUT OF BED AND GO THROUGH THE MOTIONS. THAT’S LOSER BEHAVIOR WHICH NEEDS CORRECTING. FIND SOME MUSIC THAT GETS YOU FIRED THE FUCK UP AND BLARE IT EVERY MORNING WHILE YOU SHOWER AND GET DRESSED. THIS WILL PUT SOME EXTRA SPRING IN YOUR STEP. DON’T JUST STICK WITH THE SAME SHIT ALL THE TIME, EITHER. SWITCH IT UP. GET WEIRD. SOMETIMES I WASH MY FACE TO THE GLADIATOR SOUNDTRACK, SOMETIMES I SOAP MYSELF TO WATCH THE THRONE. ON OCCASION I’LL BRUSH MY TEETH TO PHANTOM OF THE OPERA JUST TO KEEP MY BRAIN ON ITS TOES. I’LL EVEN ROCK SOME CLASSICAL MUSIC WHILE I PREPARE MY FIRST CUP OF FOLGERS IF I’M FEELING FRISKY. YOU NEED MUSICAL RANGE TO TRULY STIMULATE YOUR MIND, CRAIG. AND NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, LIL WAYNE.
GET MONEY.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
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Ross Bolen
Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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The Achilles is healing up real nice. I can’t wait to start physical therapy so that I can be in immense pain all day and possibly cry for the first time since I was pushed into this world. Gonna make some coffee myself this morning because our in-house barista was a dickbag yesterday so fuck him, he’s not getting my business today. Also, you better like what you do everyday because you’re one day closer to death *upside-down smiley face emoji & stuff*
The silver lining to lower body injuries is the excuse to smack your upper body around 5+ days per week with tons of variety
I also highly recommend playing around with low-carb diets during injury recovery, it’s helped keep my inflammation/pain under control on multiple occasions
Speedy recovery, brotha
All very true. Thanks man! I’ve been doing the Whole 30/Ketosis for a year or so now since when I actually did the Whole 30 a year ago, I gave myself a gluten/dairy intolerance because of it. Haven’t looked back. It was hard at first but I have it down to a science now and it really does help with healing and I feel way better naturally
Had a job offer revoked at the dream firm earlier in the week due to “restructuring.” Time to throw some more rounds down range. It’s going to be a coffee fueled networking weekend.
Start your own and restructure their ass to your own terms
GOOD MORNING BILLY HOLY FUCK ITS BEEN A BUSY MONTH! HAVEN’T BEEN AROUND HERE MUCH ‘CAUSE DEALS HAVE BEEN GETTING HOT AT THE OFFICE, BUT I HEARD YOU WENT TO A GOLF COURSE LAST WEEK! I BET IT WAS SUPER NEAT! TIME TO DRINK ADRENALINE AND CLOSE ON FOOLS
Also this coffee is getting me jacked for my last class ever! Don’t go to law school kids it is 3 years of hell. Going in with coffee in my veins and then going straight to replace it with booze when I get out.
Can confirm. Law school is three years of hell and stress induced alcoholism and at the end you get to study for a Bar Exam to determine your future
As much as I hated law school finals, the bar exam was way harder than any of my finals ever were. However, if you put in the effort, you should be able to pass. Good luck finishing!
Its a “lets get that money” type of day. Thursday’s are Friday eve, nothing better
i have tomorrow off work, so really today is my friday!
You’re the first one the dementors are coming for Phil…
Phil needs an extra day to travel to Toronto to get some hot dogs
TAX SEASON HAS 5 MORE GOD DAMN DAYS LEFT. COLD BREW IN ONE HAND. ESPRESSO SHOTS IN THE OTHER.
WE GRINDINGGGG
Ya boy balled out in coed beer league kickball last night. Took down 800 calories of Michelob Ultra before, during, and after the game. Pumped Tech N9ne Worldwide Choppers for my entire commute in this morning. Not sure who’s going to blow an O-ring first, the Keurig or me.
that penguins/blue jackets game last night was scary times.
This series is already giving me the worst anxiety
It’s that time of year again where I began sweating profusely after I started drinking my coffee. So I turned on the AC, and nevertheless I persevere.
Lost my trial on Tuesday but back at it with another equally as innocent client today! Good vibes folks!!!