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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
THE WEEKEND CAME AND WENT AND WE ARE STILL HERE WHICH MEANS A MASSIVE NUCLEAR WAR HASN’T BROKEN OUT YET SO WE’VE STILL GOT A CHANCE TO GET MOTHER FUCKING PAID. I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I PLAN ON GETTING MINES BEFORE THE BOMBS DROP. HOPEFULLY YOU HAD A GOOD TIME THIS WEEKEND, DRANK SOME ALCOHOLS, MADE SOME SEX, MAYBE EVEN CLOSED SOME DEALS ON THE GOLF COURSE OR SOME SHIT. I MOSTLY WATCHED GOLF AND BASKETBALL AND GAMBLED LIKE A BOSS. IT WAS TRULY LIT. BUT FUCK IT, ENOUGH HARPING ON THE PAST. TIME TO FOCUS ON THE PRESENT. WE ARE BACK IN GRIND MODE. TIME TO PUT THE PENNIES IN THE PIGGY BANK. NOBODY IS GOING TO DO IT FOR YOU. SO GET THE FUCK OVER THE FACT THAT IT’S MONDAY, QUIT CRYING, AND GET BACK TO THE BOARD. ON THE REAL, SLAP ANYONE WHO EVEN MENTIONS THE WORD MONDAY. IT’S JUST ANOTHER DAY FAM THERE’S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. DRINK A FUCKING COLD BREW AND MAN OR WOMAN UP. WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT FEAT ITSELF. A PRESIDENT SAID THAT. GET MONEY, GET PAID. EVERY RAPPER EVER SAID THAT. COUNT STACKS AND BREAK BACKS. I SAID THAT. BOOYAH.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
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Ross Bolen
Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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I love that Bolen is so jacked to get these published he doesn’t have time to proofread shit.
The typos give it character. Like the imperfections of an old turn-of-the-century Victorian home
That analogy was beautiful
IF YOU WANT PROPER PUNCTUATION AND CORRECT GRAMMAR THEN THIS IS NOT THE DAILY FEATURE FOR YOU WE ARE ALL ABOUT GETTING OUR BLOOD PRESSURE UP AND CLOSING ON MOTHERFUCKERS
It’s because we all need the inspiration in the morning.
Found out another one of my articles was published on an industry blog this weekend. I’m ecstatic to learn I’m getting my name out there!
Just got out of bed after another great weekend. I’m late as shit to work but idc because the corporate world is evil and I won’t let it take my soul. Ended up doing yoga with the lady even with a torn Achilles and it was actually unreal, is not letting this work week butt fuck my chi and my chakras are all aligned and shit so I’m gonna crush it once I get to the office. Topped the weekend off with some mind blowing sex and some brunch so basically I don’t hate society as much right now. I’m gonna go grab a nitro brew and then probably revert back to questioning existence and getting worried about false flag terror attacks on the homeland
Monday is about to get buttfucked. Let’s get it
LAST WEEK OF WORK Y’ALL. GONNA COAST THROUGH STRESS FREE. Hope everyone has a great Monday!
Thanks for the inspiration, Boss Rolen. My day couldn’t be better due to a wonderful Sunday. The line at Trader Joe’s went fast, Dell Matchplay was excellent to the last hole, the fiancé cooked some delicious breaded chicken for dinner and I even let her have sex with me before bed. Even though the humidity is already high in Houston, the coffee is hot and I plan on having a not-shitty Monday. I hope you all do the same. Have a blessed day everyone.
I GOT YOU ALWAYS DUDE NO WORRIES
Promotion is getting announced this morning. Now gotta deliver on the promises.
Riding the wave from ‘MERICA’S 6-0 thrashing on Friday into the week. Also just found out my old job’s sending me a sizable check since I opted out of their pension plan so it’s all good.
Waiting to hear if I got the offer from my interview last Friday this week!
FOLGERS BLACK SILK in the travel mug (S/O Johnny D). Coming off of a great first date over the weekend. Work will consist of two parts deal closing and one part apartment hunting.