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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
TODAY WE USE THE POWER OF SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECY TO ENSURE THAT WE WILL ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY. HOW? BY CONSULTING ICE CUBE. WE ARE GOING TO WATCH THIS MUSIC VIDEO, LISTEN TO THIS SONG, AND HARNESS THE ENERGY OF ONE OF COMPTON’S FINEST TO MAKE MONDAY NOT SUCK. THE TIME FOR WEEKEND RELAXATION AND CELEBRATION IS OVER. NOW IS THE TIME FOR PROFESSIONAL DOMINATION. DO NOT WASTE ENERGY OR EMOTION ON THE MONDAY BLUES — IT WILL DO YOU NO GOOD. INSTEAD, BE POSITIVE, JAM HARD, AND RISE UP.
LET’S GET IT.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
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Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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FOUND OUT FRIDAY AFTER WORK THAT IM BEING OFFERED A POSITION WITH A NEW COMPANY IN A NEW CITY SO TODAY IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END WITH MY CURRENT COMPANY GOOD FUCKING MORNING WORLD BIG THINGS ARE HAPPENING
Don’t be afraid to burn some bridges on your way out. Feels good.
Holy fucking shit guys, this weekend was pretty weird. Consisted of LSD vision quest, flying kites on the beach in winter weather with the girl I’ve been seeing, getting drunk with her older brothers, spilling said drinks on myself because I talk with my hands sometimes, going to church with her(I haven’t been to church in over 10 years), getting drunk outside at the Irish person parade, woke up this morning unshowered, and now I’m heading into work for my new job orientation with my roommate while dozing off. Just got a coffee and gonna try to be a person today!
This is how you squeeze the juice out of life
Thanks, Madison. In the midst of my trip, I came up with the new name for the app we’re trying to get off the ground and re-discovered my appreciation for Matt Pike’s guitar playing. I decided to give this girl as well as myself a real chance and I ended up making a really solid impression with her family this weekend which is cool. Things I took away from this weekend: flying kites is way harder than it looks, don’t talk with your hands in the vicinity of drink straws, I basically went to 2 different churches this weekend if you know what I’m saying, and your mind is like a parachute because it only works if it’s open.
Where does one purchase LSD these days? Asking for a friend.
You a narc?
Cause you know you have to tell him if you’re a cop, right?
I knew I always liked you John F. Kennedy! I know what really happened that day. God damn sewer snipers and shady ass oil barons
I got it from a guy who knew a guy basically
It’s my first day of my new job after two and a half months of unemployment. I’m ready to go in and kill it.
Fuck asses today.
Congrats on getting that new job! Get in there and power through those orientation videos.
Congrats!
Nothing particularly exciting on the agenda. Had dinner with a friend in investment banking last night. After hearing more about his lifestyle, you couldn’t pay me enough to be in that industry. Nightmarish
That’s why 80% of Analysts use it as a means to something else
Seize the carpe.
Realized I wore my old dress shoes down so much that one of them had a hole in the middle of the shoe’s underside. Bought some new, awesome-looking dress shoes over the weekend that I’ll debut in court today. Dress well, test well!
Manager’s out this whole week so I’m job-hunting and counting the hours until Chappelle’s special drops.
I have to interview some people, pretend that I care who I’m interviewing in a few weeks, and then sign up for the gym after work. Gotta go shed some more weight and be alright with what I’m seeing when I look in the mirror. oh, and I WILL PROBABLY SET AN OFFICE RECORD FOR CUPS OF COFFEE DRANK IN ONE DAY. LETS GET IT.
I Should have a job offer by the end of the day and another by the end of the week. Can’t wait to put in the two weeks notice. In the meantime since I’m the most tech savvy person at the company I’ve been tasked with migrating and updating our website this week. I’m not a web developer by any means should be interesting.
Along with the fuckton of work I have to do, going to try to make some early trades in the PGP fantasy baseball league. Forgot the draft was last night so it auto drafted Anyone want one of my 15 outfielders?
I might want an outfielder, shoot me a trade offer and I’ll if it’s get enough.
Will do. Also, Rodney, if ya see this, you want to start a GroupMe for the league so we can communicate easier?