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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
HOLY SHIT BALLS WE DID IT AGAIN. WE CRUSHED ANOTHER WEEK LIKE IT WAS A MOSQUITO THAT JUST LANDED ON OUR ARM. WHO CAN BLAME US? THIS WEEK WAS THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN US AND ANOTHER WEEKEND. WE HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO KILL IT. JUSTIFIED HOMICIDE IN MY PROFESSIONAL LEGAL OPINION. NOW IT’S TIME TO REMIND OURSELVES WHY WE PUT THE WORK IN — TO REAFFIRM THE REASONING BEHIND THIS NONSTOP WEEKDAY GRIND. THIS IS WHEN WE LOOSEN OUR TIES, TAKE OFF OUR BRAS, AND FUCK SHIT UP. I ONLY LOST ONE TOOTH THIS WEEK AND THAT, TO ME, IS REASON TO CELEBRATE. ALSO, THERE ARE GLORIOUS COLLEGE HOOPS ALL OVER THE TELEVISIONS. THAT IS NEAT. ALSO, NON-ATHLETE COLLEGE KIDS ARE OUT ON SPRING BREAK DOING ORAL TO EACH OTHER, SO WE NEED TO GO OUT AND GET WEIRD THIS WEEKEND. IT’S ONLY FAIR. FRIDAY MY FRIENDS WE BACK IN THIS BITCH. WHO GON’ STOP US HAAANH?
BALL SO HARD LET’S GET FADED.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Cool shit going down this weekend? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
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Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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It’s St. Patrick’s day in Boston, Ross. That means, after the closing bell, I’m going to have A drink. Just one, because I’m all for moderation. Just one, 375ml drink of whisky
JUST CONFIRMED VIA SUNDIAL IT IS DEFINITELY FRIDAY. EVERYTHING IN THIS COLUMN CHECKS OUT FACTUALLY AND ASTRONOMICALLY. GOOD SHIT BILLY
WELL BILL IT’S ABOUT AN HOUR BEFORE MY ALARM USUALLY GOES OFF BUT I’M CURRENTLY FINISHING CUP NUMBER TWO SO I CAN GO DOWN THE ROAD TO THE IRISH PUB AND START THIS DAY OFF RIGHT.
CONDOLENCES TO ALL WHO HAVE TO GO TO WORK TODAY, I’LL HAVE A BEER IN YOUR HONOR.
MAKE IT TWO, WOULD YA?
ROCK CHALK
Fuck coffee, it’s Irish Car Bombs and Guinness today. If I’m not obnoxiously drunk by noon, then Ole St. Patrick died for nothing. To those who have to work today.. That fuckin’ blows
I’m like 10% Native American, which is sad because I’m also very Irish so my bloodline can be traced back to the beginning of people who were treated like absolute shit. Happy Lucky Charms Mascot Guy Day! There’s no pot of gold at the end of this rainbow, kids. Instead, there’s just IRA bombings, drunkenness, bow & arrows, majestic horses, and peyote. Might hit the peace pipe today if you know what I’m sayinnnnn’. Alright, well I’m gonna go make some coffee and ponder existence. See you guys and gals later.
He’s back!
Well Bill hardly slept last night, there is like 60% chance I could get fired today. Pray for me everyone.
In the clear team, this has been stressful as fuck…. I need a beer
Today is a very important day for my people (alcoholic Americans of Irish descent), so the only decisions I have to make will be “should I order a Guinness, Jameson or a green beer this round?” Make me proud out there today friends.
Well, I’m hungover but my bracket is perfect and I went 6-1 gambling yesterday so I’m okay with it.
I’m probably going to watch the fight scene from The Quiet Man 17 times and then barhop. Sona lá St. Pádraig!
Absolutely fantastic movie
I’mma let you finish, but Runaway is one of the best musical short films of all time. OF ALL TIME.