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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
DJ KHALED MIGHT BE A CORNY DOOFUS, BUT HE’S RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING…THEY DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU WIN. EVERY SINGLE DAY, THEY WAKE UP WITH ONE GOAL AND ONE GOAL ONLY: TO KEEP YOU FROM SHINING. ARE YOU GOING TO LET THEM SUCCEED? FUCK NO. YOU’RE GOING TO FIGHT. THIS IS YOUR LIFE AND NO BITCH ASS HATER IS GOING TO SULLY IT WITH THEIR NEGATIVITY. SMACK DOWN THE HATERS. PIMP SLAP NEGATIVITY. THERE’S NO ROOM FOR THAT NOISE UP IN HERE. THIS IS THE WINNER’S CIRCLE. NO LOSERS ALLOWED. SPREAD THAT MESSAGE LOUD AND CLEAR TODAY. LEAVE NO DOUBT THAT YOU’RE A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH. AIN’T NO BITCH IN YOUR BLOOD.
FIGHT FOR YOUR FRIENDS. FIGHT YOUR FAMILY. FIGHT FOR YOURSELF.
Let’s rewind and take things back to a simpler time. A time when the rims were oversized, made of chrome, and didn’t stop spinning at red lights. A time when 50 Cent and The Game feigned friendship, if only for a moment. Hate it or love it, the underdog’s on top, and I’m going to shine, homie, until my heart stop.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
HAPPY ASH WEDNESDAY!!!
IS THAT BECAUSE SNAPCHAT’S IPO IS GOING TO BURN TO ASHES LATER TODAY?
ANOTHER EARLY FLIGHT OUT TO DC THIS MORNING. (SUP? DRUNKCARTOGRAPHER)
Haha morning! Find me on twitter
Heyyyyyo. Same here.
IT’S MARCH, MOTHERFUCKERS.
WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, IT’S THE FIRST OF THE MONTH, WHICH MEANS MY DIRECT DEPOSIT SHOULD CLEAR INTO MY BANK ACCOUNT TODAY. GET MONEY.
NOT LETTING THAT AFFECT MY PERFORMANCE THOUGH. IT’S A NEW MONTH, SO THERE’S NEW DEALS TO CLOSE AND MORE CONTENT TO CREATE TO EARN THAT NEXT PAYCHECK. STAY HUNGRY.
ALSO TODAY IS ASH WEDNESDAY, THE BEGINNING OF LENT. WHO’S READY FOR FORTY DAYS OF FOCUSED SELF IMPROVEMENT?? I SURE AS HELL AM. LETS DOMINATE MARCH, EVERYONE
HELL YEAH!
PERFORMANCE REVIEW TODAY, PITCH BOOK DUE FRIDAY AM, BACHELOR PARTY THIS WEEKEND. LETS GET THIS WAVE ROLLING MOFOS COLD BREW, FULL CUP, CAN’T LOSE!
Unreal levels of stoke after washing down a double-dose of Concerta this morning with some vanilla roast. The only thing I’m giving up for Lent is mediocrity
JUST NEGOTIATED A 10K INCREASE ON MY SALARY! LET’S GO!
I’m about to get on a plane to go home after Mardi Gras. I also have a huge biochemistry exam tomorrow (fuck grad school). Gonna try cold brew for the first time, as I’ve heard it is almost like coke. YOU GUYS CLOSE DEALS AS I ACE THIS EXAM.
Nitro brew coffee has 4x the caffeine of regular coffee so it is like coke. Can confirm. I wanna start a nitro brew halfway house/addiction treatment facility where we scale back their intake by giving them regular Dunkin Donuts coffee and then we re-release them into the wild. I don’t mean the real world, I literally mean we take them to the rainforest and drop them off until they seek refuge at the only form of civilization which would be a coffee plantation (that we would own) where they will begin to continue the cycle. Forever.
Nitro cold brew, NCB, is more addictive than Opana. I’ve had it twice and am just itching to find it in my city.
This being my second Lent season as a Catholic, I’m downing the coffee to stay alert so I don’t accidentally eat meat. The paranoia is real.
It gets easier. Mac n cheese will become your Friday staple (as it is mine). Godspeed.
Last year it was shrimp pasta for me, I can definitely get behind Mac n cheese.
Might go with the 4 shot Americano this morning. No walking.
Update: tornado warnings in Cleveland. No power at the house so the coffee maker is out of commission. Morale is extremely low.
It’s going to be a wild weather day in DC today and even more wild day in the office. Transit data better watch out because I’m going to own it today.