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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
WE DID IT BOYS AND GIRLS. FRIDAY IS HERE AND IT’S TIME TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE. TAKE A NICE LONG WHIFF OF YOUR COFFEE. SMELLS LIKE FREEDOM, DOESN’T IT? MMMM YEAH THAT’S GOOD STUFF. IT’S OKAY IF IT GETS YOU A LITTLE HORNY. THAT JUST MEANS YOU’RE ALIVE, BABY. A FEW MORE HOURS OF GRINDING HARD AND WE’LL BE WEEKEND WARRIORS. STAY STRONG AND EMBRACE THE EXHAUSTION. LOOK FEAR RIGHT IN THE FACE AND TELL IT TO GO FUCK ITSELF. STAND UP ON YOUR DESK, GRAB YOUR CROTCH AND SCREAM, “I AM THE GOD OF CLOSING!” AT YOUR FRIGHTENED COWORKERS.
Approach today like Michael Jordan approached the sport of basketball. It wasn’t “just a game” to him, and this shouldn’t be “just a job” to you. This is opportunity. You have to seize it. Don’t take no shit from anyone. Get out there and talk your trash.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Special plans for the weekend? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
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Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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Woke up 12 minutes before I had to get out the door with a dry mouth, a prostate the size of a honeydew, and a head full of bad memories. Had a first date last night. Pints and craft cocktails. Daddy’s head and wallet are hurtin this morning’. But it’s Friday, mawfucka, LET”S GET THIS BREAD.
This isn’t getting the credit it deserves. I want to like this twice. Excellent comment.
Thanks, Sarge! *Internet high five*
CAFFEINE. MORNING WORKOUT. COLDBREW. TIME TO CLOSE ON THIS JOB INTERVIEW.
Crush it, Mel. Own it.
G-R-I-N-D
Good luck
HAPPY FRIDAY YOU DEAL CLOSING SONS OF BITCHES. IVE GOT A HECTIC WEEKEND AHEAD OF ME BUT THE FIANCÉ IS OUT WITH FRIENDS TONIGHT SO IVE GOT THE GREEN LIGHT TO DO WHATEVER I WANT. MEANING IM LEAVING WORK EARLY TO GET 9 IN ON THE COURSE THEN SPENDING THE NIGHT EATING OREOS (DOUBLE STUFFED OF COURSE) AND PROBABLY LOOKING AT “WEBSITES” THAT WOULD UNDOUBTEDLY MAKE HER LEAVE ME IF SHE SAW MY BROWSER HISTORY. BUT BEFORE ALL THAT, IM GOING TO ENJOY A SECOND CUP OF TIGER BLOOD AND CLOSE SOME FRIDAY MORNING DEALS. HAVE A BLESSED FRIDAY EVERYONE.
You and me, buddy, we have a lot in common.
MRS RIGGINS IS OUT OF TOWN. FULLY PLAN ON GETTING 9 IN AS WELL! THEN GOING TO EAT A BIG MEAL AND DRINK TOO MUCH BOURBON. HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
Serious lack of jacking it here, Tim.
Fully torqued after this. About to talk so much shit to that fucker Tom that sits two cubes down. Little guy is hacking up last place numbers so far in Q1 and he needs to be reminded how much of a loser he is. Thanks Ross. What’s on your schedule today?
Got some content to knock out, a project to work on, lunch with the whole company, and zero plans tonight which I fucking love.
After working 24 of the last 36 hours on an unreasonable deadline, I went way too hard last night. Still have to finish the project this morning amidst this brutal hangover. Channeling the Michael Jordan flu game today. Time to GET AFTER IT.
It’s Friday. My mind is full of thoughts about vodka sodas and meeting my future wife at 1am in a dimly lit bar tonight.
CONGRATS ON THE SEX YOU’LL BE HAVING TONIGHT!
GOOD MORNING CLOSERS. TODAY IS THE DAY. I HAVE SAT ON THE SIDE LINE FOR MONTHS NOW CHEERING YOU GUYS ON. NOW ITS MY TIME TO RUN WITH THE PACK. GOT TO WORK EARLY TO CRUSH OUT MY END OF MONTH REPORTS SO I CAN TAKE THE REST OF THE MONTH OFF AFTER TODAY. MY CUP OF COLD BREW THIS MORNING HAS ME CASTING THE DEMONS OUT OF PROVIDENCE EARLY SO THE REST OF THE DAY CAN BE USED FOR CRUNCHING NUMBERS. HOPE TO ROLL OUT OF HERE EARLY TODAY. IF ANYONE NEEDS ME AFTER 5 YOU CAN MEET ME AT THE D&W LOUNGE IN HOUSTON BELTING OUT SINATRA AND MERLE HAGGARD SONGS ON KARAOKE NIGHT
BEEN IN THE OFFICE SINCE MIDNIGHT. FUELED BY COCAINE AND RAGE. TIME TO SLAM THIS PROJECT OUT THE DOOR AND GET FUCKED UP TONIGHT.
I GOT IN EARLY AND MY WORK BFF CARL ROLLED THROUGH WITH A FUCKING SLEEVE OF GIRL SCOUT COOKIES HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY
First person in the office this morning after not getting back until 10 from covering a 1A basketball game last night. They say content doesn’t drive itself, and it looks like I’m the one behind the wheel.
Hopefully this gig is better than the last one you had, Mike. At least they don’t make you spread your cheeks for Playgirl Magazine.
And I mean, a full spread.