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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
HELLO FRIENDS HOW ARE YOU ON THIS FINE MORNING I HAD COLD BREW FOR THE FIRST TIME YESTERDAY AND NOW I AM FULLY ADDICTED AND ADMITTEDLY A LITTLE TWEAKED OUT BUT FUCK IT LIFE GOES ON AND I’M READY TO PUT ANOTHER DAY UNDERNEATH MY BALLER FEET AND SQUASH IT LIKE A BUG WHO IS WITH ME LET’S RIDE TOGETHER THROUGH THE FIRES OF HELL ONTO THE PLANE OF SUCCESS WHERE WE’LL SPEND PARADISE TOGETHER LOUNGING IN HAMMOCKS MADE OF MONEY SMOKING BOLIVARS WHILE ATTRACTIVE MEMBERS OF THE SEX OR SEXES THAT WE ARE ATTRACTED TO KEEP US COOL BY WAVING GIANT ELEPHANT LEAVES.
YOU HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF ONE QUESTION: WHAT IF?
Now watch this incredible scene from The Godfather, get hyped and dominate your day.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
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Ross Bolen
Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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Ross I’m still drunk from National Margarita Day but I’m going to Vegas today so fuck it
I already feel bad for you come Sunday night / Monday morning. Thoughts and Prayers, friend.
Getting my cast off this morning and being out in a moon boot! Still can’t drive for a couple months but they don’t have to know that I plan on taking the boot off and taking a jog ride while under the influence of the pain meds they gave me. This is America and people seem to forget that we can literally do whatever we want. On my second cup of coffee with coconut oil and I’m ready to blast through these 5 mobile app dev meetings. My team member just took an offer at another app paying way more and they reached out to me as well and she got a fat pay increase. Negotiating deals in crutches is a definite advantage because ppl feel sorry for you and let their business brains down for vulnerable empathy and that’s when I fucking pounce out of the tall grass like a tiger that just escaped the zoo and is attacking some sorry ass poacher. I’m gonna eat faces today. Fuck these people.
PUKED DURING MY WORKOUT THIS MORNING AND IT TASTED LIKE TEQUILA.
Whats on my schedule? Meetings and victory, but mostly meetings.
I hit the “strong” button on the office Keurig and now I can see through time.
Can you smell colors yet?
BEEN UP FOR 25 HOURS BUT IM ABOUT TO CRUSH THIS DEADLINE. ANOTHER 9 HOURS AND IM BUTT-HUMPING MY MATTRESS TO DEATH.
MY DAY IS MOSTLY UP IN THE AIR, BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE. THE CAFFEINE IS GOING TO TAKE ME TO SOMEPLACE WARM, A PLACE WHERE THE BEER FLOWS LIKE WINE; A PLACE WHERE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN INSTINCTIVELY FLOCK LIKE THE SALMON OF CAPISTRANO.
THAT SOUNDS AMAZING, I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO GO WITH YOU
I don’t know, the French are assholes…
Got my weekly content done yesterday and have only two stories to edit. Riding this vibe straight into Friday. We’re so close, people.
FINISHING UP A MASSIVE PROJECT TODAY THEN TONIGHT I GOTTA A DATE WITH A LADY!
VICTORY IS WHATS ON THE MENU TODAY!
I HOPE THE DATE GOES WELL AND FUTURE DATES ARE HAD!
I WAS GOING TO RE-WEAR THE PANTS I HAD ON YESTERDAY BUT WHEN I WENT TO PUT THEM ON I NOTICED I MUST HAVE SAT IN SOMETHING AND IT APPEARED AS THOUGH I’D SHIT MY PANTS FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE DAY, WHICH IS A VERY HUMBLING AND EMBARASSING POINT IN ONE’S LIFE. SO INSTEAD, I’M WEARING A DIFFERENT PAIR OF KHAKIS.
Bought myself a couple of doughnuts on the way into work because refined sugar is the spice of life…and I deserve it. It’s turned out to be a tough week so you better believe I’m also going to take a long pull on the blood of Christ this Sunday