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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
I WOKE UP WITH A LITTLE EXTRA PEP IN MY STEP BECAUSE IT’S FRIDAY AND FRIDAYS ARE THE SENSUAL FOREPLAY THAT COMES BEFORE SATURDAY AND UNINHIBITED FREEDOM. I’M GOING TO BE JAMMING HARD TO HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE HIP HOP AND R&B AT AN IMPOLITE VOLUME EVERY SECOND THAT I’M SITTING AT MY DESK TODAY. IF YOU DON’T LIKE OLD SCHOOL THREE 6 MAFIA THEN I RECOMMEND STAYING THE FUCK AWAY AND MAKING A CONSCIOUS EFFORT TO BETTER CULTURE YOURSELF YOU BIGOTED SWINE.
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES BECAUSE IT’S ALMOST THE FREAKIN’ WEEKEND, BABY.
Now get out there and murder this weekend like Mr. Tarkanian murdered Scott Jurgensen.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Special plans for the weekend? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
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Ross Bolen
Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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Pretty mellow day at the office. I can see the weekend flirting with me. Lotioning. Oiling. Oiling. Lotioning. She knows exactly what she’s doing. Happy Friday everyone.
Did you plan this?
Of course I did. Been plannin’ it for years.
Picked up my grandfather’s USMA ring from the jewelers last night. Got it resized because, while the man had the balls of an elephant, his fingers were tiny. God bless our troops, God bless these United States, God bless y’all on this Friday
Guys, my MRI results showed that I needed surgery. There was no other option since my tendant retracted back into my leg. I got the surgery yesterday and now I’m home recovering. I’m 3 cups of that bitter brown nectar in already and I’m not stopping anytime soon. Mixed the coffee with some coconut oil, CBD oil, and some Vicoten and now I’m neutral zooming into a giggly abyss of Morning Joe. They gave me stool softeners too because apparently narcotics make your poops hard, who knew!? As I stare into the swirling dark brown liquid resting in this mug it occurs to me that this coffee is synonymous with my current situation. Coffee kinda looks like brown shit water and having a torn Achilles tendant is like a large shit waterfall that flows into an endless back shit ravine but I will prevail! I’m gonna log in soon and take care of some work business before I loop out into oblivion. Love you
You keep fighting the good fight and pooping the good poop.
Trying, brother!
Achilles tendon ruptures are rough, but the operation usually has pretty good outcomes in restoring function, especially in a city like Boston with a lot of experienced orthopedic surgeons (even though I’m sure it doesn’t feel great now). Hope you recover quickly!
Thank you! You seem to know your stuff. Are you in Boston?
lol, calling a “Sup?” here place your bets now
Yes sir
Grab a drink with a temporary cripple?
Don’t need coffee today I’m jacked up for Half-day Friday’s, a three day weekend, and seeing my 32-week-old son on an ultrasound today. Eh, who am I kidding I made a stop at Dunkin anyway.
Congrats on the son, and the sex. Good luck!
WE REALLY OUT HERE GETTING MONEY IN FRONT OF GOD AND EVERYONE TODAY
DAMN RIGHT!
Going to inspect a house! Offer accepted past monday. Now lets hope its not a lead paint, asbestos filled steaming pile of crap!
Clocked in at 4:45, finished all tasks, clocked out at 7:30 now I’m done for the day and cleared hot for the weekend in Nashville. Gonna party like its 1999
OH SCOTT JURGENSEN I LOVE IT
Future dropped his new album and only one more shift in neuro ICU. This weekend better look out
ITS PAYDAY FOR ME!
TRYING TO SET UP A STELLAR HOLIDAY WEEKEND!
~~POSSIBLE DATE WITH A LADY~~
#DCOnation
Go get ’em. Get on a hot streak. Burn down this weekend just like you burned down most of the south, Sherm.