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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
LISTEN UP MONDAY YOU DIRTY ROTTEN SON OF A BITCH,
WE ARE COMING FOR YOU. YOU’RE ALWAYS ACTING HARD, THINKING YOU’VE GOT THE UPPER-HAND BECAUSE YOU’RE THE FIRST DAY OF THE WORKWEEK, PUSHING US AROUND AND SHIT. FUCK THAT. THOSE DAYS ARE OVER. WE ARE MAKING MONDAYS GREAT AGAIN — TURNING THEM INTO A DAY FOR KICKING ASS, TAKING NAMES, AND CLOSING DEALS. HENCEFORTH, WE’RE COMING IN HOT EVERY SINGLE WEEK. YOU’VE BE WARNED. WIPE THAT SMUG LOOK OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE AND PREPARE FOR PAIN. YOU CAN’T STOP US. YOU ARE ONE — WE ARE MANY. SUCK OUR DICKS.
SIGNED,
DEAL CLOSERS ANONYMOUS
P.S. IMMORTALITY. TAKE IT. IT’S YOURS.
I hope you all made the most of your weekend, because it’s money-making time again. Those checks aren’t going to cash themselves, so pour another cup of coffee and let’s get to paper stacking. Every single one of you knows what has to be done. You’ve got tasks. Shit to do. Boxes to check. Get started. Don’t coast through the first half of the day, yawning off the weekend and waiting for your brain to fully function. Snap the fuck out of it and don’t waste a minute.
Let’s get this bread, because we’re ducks, and ducks fly together.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
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Ross Bolen
Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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On the train from Amsterdam to Paris on PTO. Sipping a cappuccino. Woman sitting next to me has a dog on her lap. This is better than Xanax.
The only thing I’ll be closing this week is my goal of breaking my Instagram-like-record.
Hall of Fame comment.
Hella jealous
Where else in Europe are you going?
Sup?
ENTERTAINED JAPANESE BUSINESS CLIENTS THIS WEEKEND. REALLY WOWED THEM WITH A RIDE ON THE PJ TO SOUTH FLORIDA. ESTABLISHED DOMINANCE BY WINNING BIG LEAGUE ON THE GOLF COURSE. TOLD ERNIE ELS THAT THERE IS NO GAMBLING AT MAR-A-LAGO AND THAT I NEVER SLICE. HA!
The lack of appreciation for this bit amazes me. Keep it up Donald, you are appreciated.
Are we necessarily sure it’s a bit? Can we check to see if a whitehouse.gov email was used to register?
Totally real. The only thing fake around here is CNN
Would not be surprised.
He just needs to be consistent. Some posts are quality, others are shit.
“LET NO MAN FORGOT HOW MENACING WE ARE”
^ this is our mantra for the week
WE ARE LIONS!
why is everyone yelling
CAUSE WE’RE PUMPED UP
Right? That’s the only thought I have when I read these
Office got the tap to work from home today, but I ventured in. America didn’t win the space race from our couches. Because no one else is going to be here (I hope), I ditched the business formal for a Texans dry fit golf polo. It’s a good reminder to avoid bad deals: Don’t guarantee $37 mil for some really mediocre quarterbacking
Got myself a lady friend this weekend, back at it this week to prove my worth. Nothing’s slowing me down.
Nice work!
Got dumped this weekend, no matter. More time for Sumatran dark roast and billable hours.
THE SILVER LINING IS BRIGHT MY FRIEND
Got the nod to work from home again, went on my first ever Bumble date this weekend and the girl was cool as hell, knocked out the business plan for the company we’re trying to start, finished all photo editing that needed to be done, and now I am thoroughly enjoying this black pacific roast coffee with some CBD oil and coconut oil mixed in while listening to Marc Maron’s podcast. Already gave the roommate a ride to the train station in this snow storm and now I’m just gonna cook a nice breakfast and destroy today in a non-nihilistic/dark sarcasm kind of way.
Yo…this version of Nived owns.
CBD oil is the shit. A week after I started using it they made it a schedule one drug. Unfortunately I don’t live in a state with medical marijuana.
Rode a major wave all last week that came crashing down yesterday when I woke hungover next to my ex. Fought off scaries all day yesterday, but this gets me going.
Waves never die, so it’s time to paddle back out and hop on another one. Time to close deals, fuckers. WE ARE LIONS!
FINAL LOW LEVEL TERRAIN FLIGHT CHECKRIDE, GOT THAT CLOSER JUICE FLOWING THROUGH MY VEINS, LET’S FUCKING GOOO!!
BRAVO ZULU MOTHERFUCKER YOU GOT THIS
IT’S A GO!!
Good shit man. Cleared hot!