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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
WHO CAN DENY YOUR GREATNESS WHEN YOU’VE MADE IT TO YET ANOTHER FRIDAY? NO ONE. BUT DON’T LET THIS DAY GO TO WASTE. COASTING UNTIL THE CLOCK STRIKES CLOSING TIME IS WHAT PEOPLE WHO ARE SATISFIED DO. YOU’RE NEVER SATISFIED BECAUSE YOU’RE AN ANIMAL THAT EATS SUCCESS FOR BREAKFAST. SQUEEZE EVERY LAST DROP OF PRODUCTIVITY FROM THIS WEEK. MILK THAT CLOCK, BABY. MILK IT LIKE GREG FOCKER MILKS A CAT. GIVE IT EVERYTHING YOU’VE GOT UNTIL THE FINAL WHISTLE. GO INTO YOUR WEEKEND KNOWING YOU FULLY DESERVE IT AND THEN FULLY ENJOY THE SHIT OUT OF IT.
THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE. YOU’RE NOT A BUSINESSMAN — YOU’RE A BUSINESS, MAN (OR WOMAN…SHOUT OUT TO THE LADIES OF #DCONATION). WITH YOUR WALK AND YOUR TALK, LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT YOU CAME TO DOWN COFFEE AND CASH CHECKS, AND THE POT NEEDS REFILLING. LET EXCELLENCE RADIATE FROM YOU LIKE THE SOFT GLOW THAT SHINES FORTH FROM A BEAUTIFUL PREGNANT WOMAN’S FACE. THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER. SLATHER IT IN SAUCE, DUMP IT ON A CRACKER AND THROW IT DOWN THE HATCH. GOD HELP THE DOOFUS THAT COMES BETWEEN YOU AND A WIN TODAY, BECAUSE YOU SURE AS SHIT WON’T.
What’s on the schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
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Ross Bolen
Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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Shout out to Rebecca black hope u good fam
HIJACKING YOUR COMMENT TO SAY WATCH THE FUCK OUT KARL IS ON A BENDER. JUST BOUGHT A SIX PACK OF FOOTHILLS PEOPLE’S PORTER AND ABOUT TO COOK SOME PORCH JAMS LIKE CHEF BOYARDEE.
THEY DIDN’T LET ME ON THE BUS WITH A SIX PACK OF PEOPLE’S PORTER SO WALKING HOME. IT’S FUCKING LIT.
Rebecca Black – would
Now I’m totally gonna ace my test AND score the winning basket at the game tonight! Thanks Mr. Bloen!
I want you to ride that wave into a date to the upcoming Valentine’s Dance and a post game HJ from Stephanie in Landon’s basement at the keg party tonight.
This is an impressive level of creepy.
My comment? I was debating how creepy it is to tell a fictional 17-year-old to get a hand job.
That novelty account has a lot of running room. Hope to see more of it.
Novelty account. It’s a High School in Austin, I assume it’s specific to someone at Grandex.
Nothing major on the table, so I’m working ahead & getting a head start on some new content. Also, pulled the big guns out & landed a brunch date this weekend, so I’ll prep for that. Wish me luck. HOPE EVERYONE GIVES THIS FRIDAY A JUICY STONE COLD STUNNER. CAN I GET A HELL YEA?
That gif is just a waste of perfectly good beer
Legitimately the worst take this site may have ever seen.
Sorry, I don’t waste beer like a heathen
For a guy who can turn water into wine, one would assume you would could care less about this.
You follow John 3:16. I’ll follow Austin 3:16. To each his own.
AUSTIN 3:16 “I’LL WHOOP THAT ASS!” PRAISE BE. GO IN PEACE… *record scratch* LETS GO FUCK SHIT UP
GONNA GIVE IT MY ALL TODAY THEN GET WIERD THIS EVENING AFTER THE KIDS GO TO BED AND LISTEN TO THE NEW ROGAN/GLENN BECK EPISODE ON MY BACK PORCH
Meant Alex Jones, not Glenn Beck. One level deeper down the political conspiracy rabbit hole
I’d still listen to the hell out of a Rogan, Beck podcast though
Glen Beck has really chilled out the last couple years. Still would listen to both
INFO WARS IS THE WORLDSTAR OF WHITE PREPPERS
GETTIN MONEY BY GOD TODAY MY BOYS
I AINT PAYING YOU FOR SHIT, BOY!
DO NOT SPEAK FOR YOUR FATHER
THE FATHER AND I ARE ONE!!!! HOLY TRINITY, BIOTCH!!!!!!!!
MY APOLOGIES IM NOT VERY RELIGIOUS
YOUR SINS ARE FORGIVEN!!!!! GO IN PEACE AND KICK ASS TODAY!!!!!!!!!
Working from home today. Going to grab a cup of the good stuff, hit the stationary bike, and be ready to go by 9.30. It’s earnings season and I’ll be lighting a candle today for everyone who has skin in the game. Let’s beat those benchmark averages!
Beating benchmarks like Chris Brown beat Rihanna
Huge test today. Made sure to bring in a pack of cowboy killers because I like a nice cigarette after I get FUCKED.
Here’s a change in tone for you though: this weekend I have absolutely nothing planned, and I enjoy that thought. So much so that I even cracked a smile when it crossed my mind this morning. I will be home with the dog, I will probably spend one evening drinking heavily, and at some point my masochism will kick back in and I’ll go for a painfully long run.
Absolutely bent that test over and showed it the 50 states. Winning.
SUP BILLY?! TODAY WILL BE KICKED OFF WITH A PRESENTATION AT 9AM AND FINISHED WITH MANDATORY TRAININGS TILL 10 PM!!!! WOOOHOO EVERYONE HAVE A FANFUCKINGTASTIC FRIDAY!!
…that….that’s an exaggeration, bud. No way.
You don’t know my department man, shit happens at least a couple times a year
WOOOOO! DADDY IS ABOUT TO GO WIN A DEAL WITH 7 ZEROES ON IT. YEAH YOU READ THAT RIGHT KONICHIWA BITCHES!!!!!!!!
Between work, school, and homework, I’ve been working 12 hour days all week. 5PM TONIGHT I WALK OUT OF THE OFFICE AND GET SO DRUNK I FORGET MY OWN NAME