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There are two points in your life – one is where you truly enjoy weddings. They begin with thoughts of open bars (because you’re too poor to afford top-shelf drinks) and dancing that lasts late into the night before you try to take home a bridesmaid. But then the second phase begins to creep in and you start to hate the idea of going to another wedding and bullshitting through another cocktail hour while spending money on another hotel room while you listen to even more shitty speeches.
But like, you’d at least think that going to Margot Robbie’s wedding would’ve been incredible. After all, she married a regular joe just like us so you’d imagine it’d be kind of down-to-earth rather than lavish and gimmicky like every other celebrity wedding, right?
Nah.
Per The Mirror, Margot tattooed her wedding guests with Roman numeral ‘XIX’ (or 19) to commemorate the day which occurred on December 19th, obviously. And I might be speaking for myself here, but if I’m going to get hammered and get a dumb tattoo of something that will mean nothing in a few years, I want to do that on my own accord – not because some bridezilla went full-diva on her birthday and decided to ink me up.
She also got married in a damn teepee which I’m imagining to be something right out of an insufferable New York Times marriage announcement. I’m not trying to be uppity here but if I get a ‘Save The Date’ from an A-List actress, I’m expecting a little more out of the ceremony than a hipster teepee where dudes wearing bolos is probably par for the course rather than funny and ironic.
Oh, and did I mention that her now-husband had a man bun the entire time only to be documented on Instagram with it, captioned “This guy 😍”? Barf.
I shouldn’t be one to judge, though. I’m probably just bitter that it wasn’t me marrying her, considering we all kind of had a chance this entire time.
[via The Mirror]
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I hate bringing home shitty trinkets from weddings, I can only imagine how much I’d hate coming home from a wedding with a fucking tattoo.
I hope they’ll pay for all their guests to get their tattoos removed when they inevitably get divorced in a few years
Tattoo is weird, would still go
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I never understood why people care what other people do for their weddings. They paid for it, it’s their day. Do whatever weird shit you wanna do. However, I would definitely opt out of the tattoo. I don’t love anyone enough yet to permanently mark up my body for their entertainment.