Australia is wild, man. It’s definitely on my list of “places I’d like to visit but can’t get over the fact that they seem to have a bunch of wildlife that will end your life.”

Take for example this highly motivated kangaroo at Harvey Bay Golf Course. These dudes, who apparently rate golf courses for a living which just sounds awesome, appear to be minding their own business trying to swing the sticks a little. Then, all hell breaks lose.

You do not play around with kangaroos. Everyone should know by now that they are tactical warriors with the perfect amount of hand speed and power to put you in a coma. There’s an odd human quality to these things that just creeps me out.

If you’re down under, and you see one of these trained assassins, just get the hell out of there..

[via Daily Mail]