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In a way I’d say Seinfeld was ahead of its time, because the fab four of Jerry, George, Kramer, and Elaine I think would have enjoyed the social isolationism that the internet in 2017 provides. No more talking on the phone. No more kiss hellos. None of that mandatory social conformity BS. You get the idea. So while I’d expect it to be Larry David shutting down a celebrity hug on the red carpet in 2017, I’m still not shocked in the least bit that Jerry Seinfeld is team no hug.
Here he is completely rejecting Ke$ha’s advances for a hug, eviscerating her so hard she’s lost any sense of humanity.
Jerry just Dwight Howard-ed her ass back to 2009. Sent her FLYING.
The question is: does Jerry know this was Kesha and not just some rando fan? The answer is it doesn’t matter. Not at all. That could be fucking Kate Middleton and he’d put up the patented two hand back away lean away. I think Jerry may have even been happier when it turned out to be Kesha. Like “me and my Mick Jagger looking ass gonna kick YOU to the curb.”
And how about Kesha being a Seinfeld fan? Easily the biggest shocker in this story. I’m not sleeping on the fact that Kesha somehow found a red carpet in 2017 that will let her behind a velvet rope, but I guess that “Timber” money train still hasn’t run out yet. So yeah, the biggest eye popper with this is that Kesha is a Seinfeld gal. Somehow, somebody who brushes their teeth with a bottle of jack doesn’t strike me as someone pining to be a fly on the wall at Monk’s Cafe. Just another example how Seinfeld resonates with literally anyone..
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Always thought ke$ha was the epitome of trashy hot – still would
It’s Britney b*tch
Pretending to not know who people are who are less famous than you is a power move. Or he really just hasn’t heard of her, i don’t know.
Let’s be honest, if any of us saw Kesha on the street would you guys actually know that’s Kesha…… I know I wouldn’t.
That was brutal, and I loved every second of it.
Jerry: What is it with the hug? Why does every one need to hug these days? What happened to a good old fashioned handshake?
George: Are you saying you’re, anti-hug?
Jerry: Yeah, you know what, I am. I’m anti-hug!
George: He’s anti-hug folkes! The man is anti-hug!
Kramer: Oh I love the hug. Can’t get enough of the hug. You know my fried Bob Sacamano? He gives away *free hugs* in Times Square, sometimes I go join him.
You just read all of that in their respective voices.
God bless Larry David
This is right up there with Diddy confusing Selena Gomez for a valet and cropping the Jenner twins out of a photo with him.
U could say Jerry was askin her to Tik Tok make it stop
I was in attendance last night. All the performers were on point including Margaret Cho with her juvenile shit and korean mom jokes. If anyone practices transcendental meditation, hit me up. Also, who wore it better?
NO HUG FOR YOU.
He probably knows who she is just doesn’t really know what she looks like hence why he didn’t recognize her. Still funny
He’s the Hug Na