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Bevalente Michette Hall from Gastonia, NC had an emergency on her hands. She ordered a tasty Subway sandwich and was excited to consume said sandwich when she stumbled upon something horrifying. They had put marinara sauce on her pizza sub instead of pizza sauce on her Flatizza.
After Subway refused to give her a refund, because their pizza sauce and marinara are literally the exact same thing, the whole situation turned into an episode of “When ‘Keeping It Real’ Goes Wrong.”
“I can’t eat this kind of sauce,” Hall proclaimed as she begged and pleaded with the emergency operator to do something, anything.
Hall got thrown in the slammer for three hours after cops showed up and arrested her for calling 911 to complain about a three dollar not-pizza and was released on $2,000 bail. When keeping it real goes wrong.
Annnnd here’s the mugshot.
[via Daily Dot]
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Bevalente.
I love flatizzas too but that’s a little excessive. People like that grind my gears.