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And then there were two. Becca has made her decision, and no Fantasy Factory with Jason was required. No key to the chastity belt taken from the envelope.
Nope. Instead, Jason had to bring Becca home, travel across the entire planet, probably had to sit on a 20 hour flight in coach, in the back of the plane, with the goats and the chickens, and the only thing getting him through that miserable experience was the thought of the Fantasy Suite with Becca. And it was absolutely ripped away from him like the four straight Super Bowl losses endured by his home town team Buffalo Bills.
To his credit, Jason was an underdog from the beginning. Becca didn’t even know his name for like three weeks! She just kept calling him “10 Things I Hate About You.” Or maybe that was us. I don’t know.
Anyway, let’s pop in The Midnight and listen to their song “Jason” in honor of, well, Jason, and, as always, don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
Jason, 29, senior corporate banker from Buffalo, New York
A lot of people are saying Jason is going to be the next Bachelor. I say this is a HUGE mistake. There’s nothing wrong with Jason, don’t misquote me. He really did come across as a pretty decent and honest dude. But the thing is, this show is stagnant. It needs new life. It needs fresh blood. It needs something wild and crazy. And Jason isn’t that guy.
Doesn’t mean we can’t gas him up on Instagram though.
RIP. .
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The Friday content on this website is absolute TRASH
I’ve been checking every 15 minutes for the Flannigans. Still not here and definitely ruining my Friday.
Here you go – https://www.bookofduda.com/the-flanagans-of-fairfield-county/2018/7/27/the-flanagans-of-fairfield-county-connecticut-an-indecent-proposal
Can you blame them? Given the chance to phone it in on Friday wouldn’t you?