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Hey, Bills fans, if you got your tally whacked yesterday at Ralph Wilson Stadium, your new lover is looking for you — and she wants to go another round.
A Craigslist post from Western New York has the details. Basically, while her boyfriend was in the bathroom, some assumably heinous Buffalo chick jerked off the face-painted guy next to her until he creamed his pants. It’s basically Buffalo’s version of Romeo and Juliet.
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4. This guy slamming his face into a parked bus after a tough round of dizzy bat.
3. A Saturday night Tailgate suicide in the parking lot of Ralph Wilson Stadium.
2. An in-stadium stranger handjob with a random face-painted dude.
1. The Bills winning a home-opener against a decent Indianapolis Colts team.
All of this stuff is completely out of the ordinary for almost any other NFL franchise (Looking at you, Jets fans).
Sure, there is a chance this is fake, but I want it to be real so bad. In the last 24 hours, I have learned more about the city of Buffalo, NY than I ever wanted to know. It is a weird, fucked up place where it snows all the time and people jerk each other off during a Bills game. I mean, it’s clearly not heaven — but it’s close.
What a time to be alive in Buffalo..
[via Barstool]
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Jumping on the bills bandwagon after this post
I lived in Buffalo for one Summer for a internship, the only thing that surprises me about this story is that the girl didn’t talk about having to work around the guys gut. They grow big up there.
Are we talking Continental or Western style grip? I’m from the south, and the only handy I ever got from a Northern chick was in college… So I’m curious if they all rock the Continental.
Explain.
I imagine this debate is similar to the American v. Euro grip. American grip is a palm up approach, knuckles facing outward from the bottom of the shaft. Euro grip meanwhile is a palm down approach, with knuckles facing upwards, somewhat of an overhand grip. Hope this helps.