If Sallie Mae was a real person, I’d hunt her down and punch her in the fucking face. PGP. Dickworth 0 1 week 80
My life is now just looking forward to the next time I get drunk and hate myself for it. PGP. Brian McGannon
Getting a new match on Tinder gives me the same false promise that my degree did. PGP. PostgradFratHouse
Just flirted with a sorority girl for two minutes and thought, “I still got it.” PGP. PostgradFratHouse
Ran out of content on all the webpages I go to, and it’s not even 2:00. PGP. TerryTateOfficeLinebacker
The only “raging” I do anymore is getting blackout drunk watching Netflix. Alone. PGP. MedSchoolMania
The “I’m not trying to bash teachers…” preface before laying into them for complaining about pay when they get two months and all major holidays off. PGP. Chicken Wings
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