Can’t sleep in on weekends without waking up in a blind panic that you’re late for work. PGP. Grace Wilkins 0 3 years 44
Went to the store to buy beer today. Handed the cashier my ID; she replied, “Oh no, you’re old enough..” I’m 22. PGP. Carolinas
If one more person says ‘reach out’ I’m going to reach my hand down their neck and pull out their balls. PGP. swimshady
My managers get a list of all the fuck-ups from yesterday every morning. I was responsible for 40% of them. PGP. DoingThisForMyMemoir
My eye doctor says my constant eye fatigue is from staring at a computer screen all day. PGP. CSVFormat
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