How To Dress Like The Chillest Dad At The Beach This Summer (Even If You’re Not A Dad)

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Did you listen to Episode Four of The DadGum Podcast with fashion guru Barrett Dudley? If you haven’t, you sure as hell should, because you’d know that dad style is back in fashion.

That’s right people, dads are hot as hell right now. That’s great news for all. Even better news? The good people over at Man Outfitters are having a hell of a Spring sale right now to make sure you can be the hottest dad on the block.

If you’re out there grinding at your kid’s soccer games or smashing pizza at Chuck E. Cheese for a birthday party, you owe it to yourself to look like the chillest dad out there. Hell, even if you’re a single childless dude, you still need to be putting out that hot dad vibe — the chicks dig it. Grab some of my favorites while they’re on sale and soon everyone will be calling you “Papi.”

Katin ‘No Problemo’ Hat

For those of you who didn’t take Spanish in high school, “no problemo” means “no problem.” This hat is perfect for dads for two reasons. 1. It’s simple and chill as hell; just a great looking cap and 2. It’s funny because once you have kids you’ve got a zillion problems. A good hat is an absolute MUST for dads: either to hide a less than favorable hairline or to hide your hair because you didn’t have time to shower that day.

Bermies ‘Cali Palms’ Swim Shorts

Oh, you know it’s not a spring style guide without some swim trunks, and these are the way to go for those dad vibes. Doesn’t matter what kinda shape your dad bod is in; if you’re wearing these puppies that’s the only thing anyone checking you out is going to be able to see.

The design is great — simple & stylish — but what pushes these over the top is the 5″ inseam. Everyone loves dad thigh, and you don’t need any excess fabric getting in the way when you’re chilling in the shallow end holding your kid in one hand and a vodka soda in the other. The thing about summer dad life is one minute you’re sipping a weak cocktail by the pool, and the next you’re giving your offspring a swimming lesson. These trunks are ideal for either.

Seavees ‘Hawthorne’ Slip On Sneaker

Dads are short on two things: time, and fashion sense. Yeah, our fashion is in style, but only because the gurus say it is. It’s not like we’re out there making great choices. When given the option, we need something classically simple that’s also efficient. These slip ons check every box.

Who the hell has time for laces when your kid just ran out into the street? Just slip these things on and not only do you look good, but you didn’t waste precious time doing a loop, swoop, and pull. Dads also value versatility, and these kicks give you just that. Wear them with shorts and a button down, or to the pool with your swim trunks and beer gut; they both work.

Alternative ‘Keeper’ Vintage Jersey Pocket Tee

Hey dads, you know who needs to be reminded that you’re a ‘Keeper’? Your wife, probably. Cop this shirt and let her know that you can keep your comfortable dad values while also looking like a goddamn snack.

It’s common knowledge that dads love the shit out of tee shirts. They’re simple and comfy, so it’s a no-brainer to get one that looks just as good when you’re out getting a beer with your friends as it does when you’re sitting on the couch watching Paw Patrol.

RG ‘Napple Time’ Pocket Tee

Uh, did you say nap time? As in, dad naps? Well, you came to the right place, cowboy, because I’m here for that.

Honestly, RG’s entire Spring line is absolute fire. I truly thought about dropping nothing but RG in this guide. I didn’t go that far, but I couldn’t not put the ‘Napple Time’ tee on here. I’ve never seen a shirt that so encompasses dad lifestyle as much as this one. From the second you have kids, a good nap is all you want in the damn world. That snoozing pineapple is all of us dads in 2018.

RVCA ‘Squig’ Graphic Tee

This tee has an asterisk, just like the asterisk that got put next to all your hopes and dreams once you had kids. Also, the color it comes in is described as “Athletic.” Now, the only time you’re even close to being an athlete these days is when you manage to catch your phone in between your knees after dropping it like the clumsy ass that you are, but take whatever you can get. Dads need all the tee shirts this summer, especially ones that look like they’ll hide your pit sweat fairly well.

RG ‘Cactus Cocktail’ Hawaiian Shirt

Shirt of the season right here. For dads, it’s everything you need. Hawaiians are in, and this one is the cream of the crop. They breathe and look good; gotta have at least four in your rotation. For the childless dudes, this shirt is getting your girl pregnant, so wear at your own risk. I’m proclaiming the ‘Cactus Cocktail’ as the official shirt of DILFs everywhere.

Alright, dads, I’ve done my work. Time to absolutely crush it as the weather warms. And again, if you didn’t already, make sure you hit up Grandex Labs to check out The DadGum Podcast to excel in all things dad life. .

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