Get Jimmy McMillan in here, because some guy in Ohio is just too damn high.
The 22-year old man, who hotboxed in his vehicle perhaps a little too liberally last Friday afternoon, called police to tell them that he was, in fact, too high. Per Fox8, when police arrived at his home at approximately 5:20 p.m. (4:20 p.m. CDT), they found him on the floor, in the fetal position, and surrounded by his closest friends: Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish crackers, and Chips Ahoy cookies.
“According to a police report, the man told the officer that he couldn’t feel his hands because he smoked too much weed,” which I suppose is problematic when you’re surrounded by Doritos, Goldfish, and chocolate chip cookies.
After handing an officer his car keys, they recovered a glass pipe, rolling papers, roaches, and a jar full of weed.
Such a shame, though. I mean, he was so prepared for a solid Friday night and now he’s facing drug possession charges. At least he has some comfort food to get him through this difficult time. .
[via Fox 8]
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reminds me of the greatest pot freak out in the history of the internet, the off duty cop who ate the brownies he confiscated
“No I’m just — I think we’re dying.”
“Uh, I don’t know we made brownies, and I think we’re dead, I really do.”
“Time is going by really really really really slow.”
911: You’ve never done marijuana before?
“Yea — I have.”
911: You have, and you never had this reaction to it before?
“No, never. What’s the score of the Red Wings game?”
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