======= ======= ====== ====== ====== ===== ==== ====== ====== ===== ==== ======= ======= ====== ====== ====== ===== ==== ====== ====== ===== ====
Remember that show “Married At First Sight” on whatever the hell is the FYI Network? The show where people met for the first time at the altar because reality producers have officially run out of ideas? Well surprise, surprise — it’s not really working out for the perfect strangers who get married. Shocker!
Apparently in the most recent episode, Vaughn and Monet (the couple of the week) are having some problems. Something about her not paying enough attention to him on their honeymoon, then he didn’t want to meet her friends. You know, the normal things that happen when you marry a complete stranger.
But then, of course, he does what any guy would do and asks his new wife if she wants to have a threesome…twelve days into the relationship.
All I can say to that is…props dude. Props.
I’m not saying this because I’m a “chauvinist” or a “pig” or even a “chauvinist pig”. I think that people need to be honest with one another about their sexuality and what they want to do with their lives. It’s why I kinda freak out if someone says they’ve never had sex with their partner before marriage. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can hold out long enough to wait until their wedding night and I appreciate someone who’s committed to a religious or personal code about sex, but by God, I can’t imagine settling down with someone for the rest of my life before sampling the goods. You don’t buy a car without test driving it first, do you? I didn’t think so.
I think Monet is leaning toward heading for the hills, which is well within her right, but I believe we should all appreciate that Vaughn spoke up for what he wants. After all, better to be honest and upfront about sexual idiosyncrasies and break up than to suppress that shit and cheat.
But hot damn is this show actually slightly interesting. Also, the show’s psychologist is named Dr. Pepper. No shit. Dr. Pepper. I guess the Kool-Aid guy wasn’t available.
[via Gawker]
Respond
@JayTasShow
@FireJayTas