Gifts To Give Your Person Who Self-Identifies As Male And Then Immediately Steal For Yourself

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Halloween came and went. You started agonizing over your costume in early August, came up with the perfect couples get-up, and raked in the Instagram likes due to flawless execution, but now that’s all over — which means it’s officially Christmas. A smart gal such as yourself knows there are two ways to buy Christmas presents. The first is to sneakily write down everything your boyfriend casually mentions he wants all year long in the “Notes” section of your phone, so you have the perfect list to call upon during the holiday season. The second, and much better option, is to pick out a bunch of shit for him that you basically want for yourself.

Man Outfitters, your one-stop shop for menswear, with all the best products from the best brands that guys go crazy for, is offering serious discounts for Black Friday and Cyber Monday this year. I know what you’re thinking: how am I going to browse an entire menswear site for shit my boyfriend wants that I actually want? Don’t worry. I’ve taken the liberty of doing that for you and found the best things to buy your boyfriend this season and then immediately decide you want to keep them for yourself.

True Grit’s Pebble Pile’ Pullover Fleece

This fleece is without a doubt the number one comfiest comfy I have ever touched or worn. It is impossible to wear this pullover and not be immediately cuddled, which makes it a great gift for your man, whom you like to cuddle — and an even better thing to borrow from your man when you want to *be* cuddled. Nothing is warmer and fuzzier than the feeling of giving him a gift that is secretly for you — except of course this pullover.

Filson’s Lightweight ‘Alaskan Guide’ Flannel

2017 is the year that basics have taken flannels from lesbians and made them their own. Now, you can also take a flannel from your boyfriend and make it your own, after you carefully pick one out for him and put it under the tree. This is a cute shirt on him, and an even cuter “I don’t have any clothes here, but I guess I can just take this and pair it with leggings and over-the-knee boots and call it an outfit” top for you. It’s soft as shit and pairs nicely with a glass of red and your fall Instagram aesthetic.

Grayers’ ‘Ottoman Stripe’ Sweater

The Ottoman Stripe Sweater is the mother of all crewnecks. It’s the perfect neutral to complete any monochromatic look your boyfriend is hoping to pull off this season. What’s more — the perfect fitted sweater on him doubles as the perfect oversized sweater for you. This looks amazing on him, but even better at the top of your pile of things that are technically his, as they live at his house, but are basically yours, because you wear them more and love them more than he does.

Costa — Wingman

These Costa sunnies are, simply put, the perfect brunch eyewear. They’re cute, casual, unisex, and what’s more? They come in one size, so you don’t even have to really pretend you “accidentally” sized down so you could borrow them.

Step 1: Give these to your boyfriend as a gift.
Step 2: Make your Sunday Funday aggressive enough that you’re out later than the sun.
Step 3: Offer to “hold” them in your purse for him so he “doesn’t lose them.”
Step 4: Enjoy your new sunglasses.

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Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is a writer, editor and content manager for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays.

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