Getting pregnant just for the guaranteed 3 months of maternity leave. PGP.
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Getting pregnant just for the guaranteed 3 months of maternity leave. PGP.
Jesus…..
The craziness is strong in this one.
desperate times call for bat-shit crazy measures.
You know you can’t get an abortion late enough to pull this off without actually having the kid, right?
On second thought, I heard SIDS was a killer out, but you’ll have to really take a hit on your competence level when you’re grilled over why you put your kid face down in a beanbag chair.
You sir, you terrify me.
Congrats???