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Like many other twenty-somethings, a good chunk of my childhood was dedicated to religiously watching, talking about, and obsessing over the Disney Channel. Sadly, the days of such innocence are long gone, and it’s safe to assume that the whole operation went to shit after the Jonas brothers abandoned their purity rings and Miley Cyrus developed a debilitating case of schizophrenia.
Somewhere in the graveyard of former Disney stars, among the anorexic burnouts and borderline high-class hookers, a gem has risen from the ashes and blessed the world with arguably the best celebrity twitter account yet.
Cole Sprouse, former actor who played Cody Martin in the early 2000’s show “The Suite Life of Zack & Cody,” has had a pretty low key life ever since he left the Disney Channel. He spent the last four years at NYU studying humanities and archaeology, and adapted to New York life by growing out his hair and repeatedly wearing button up vests that make him look disturbingly similar to a founding father. Whatever. He managed to receive a college education, and that’s more than we can say for the majority of kid actors.
Even though he’s not currently acting, 22-year-old Cole still gets an obscene amount of attention from strangers for being a Sprouse twin. He has dedicated his Instagram to “the people out there who secretly take photos of him,” and manages to take photos of them first. He even went so far as to omit his own name and instead titled the account “camera_duels.” He’s basically out-trolling random fans who attempt to take a snap without him seeing, and the results are incredible.
Kid’s got a great sense of humor. I’m into it..
Image via Youtube
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Jesus, make sure you bring a parachute when trying to muff dive on that one lady.
Hire this kid
I was expecting him to be doing something much more funny than that.
Well said…