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This weekend marked the start of October and as such it was time to start Christmas shopping! Just kidding, I started in July. Anyway, the beginning of October marks the true start of fall, although it seems as though the pumpkin paraphernalia has been out for weeks already. Slightly nippy weather has settled in, the leaves have started the change, and the presidential election is almost (thankfully) over.
Speaking of, there probably aren’t many people who had a worse weekend than Donald Trump. Trump had some unflattering tax info released and somebody vandalized his new hotel in DC. But while the Donald took to Twitter in the middle of the night to defend himself, there were still a few people who had a worse weekend than he did.
Netflix Users
I was traveling this weekend, so I didn’t spend it doing what I usually do which is binging something on Netflix. And it’s a good thing because on Saturday, the unthinkable happened: Netflix went down.
Speculation is that the streaming service went down due to the demand caused by the release of original series Luke Cage on Friday. Of course, the Twitter reactions were priceless:
Never fear, bingers, the service was back up by late Saturday afternoon:
Phew.
[Via EW]
Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna Fans
Honestly, I can’t figure out what the hell is up with these two. First, Rob was pissed because his sisters were planning a baby shower for him but not inviting his lady friend, which resulted in him tweeting his sister Kylie’s phone number. But apparently, his defense of her wasn’t enough for Chyna because last week, she tweeted out Rob’s number. Then on Sunday night, Rob was back to promoting their reality show. Are they together? Are they not? Does anyone really care?
Well, if you are one of the few that does, I’ve got some bad news for you – it looks like Rob and Chyna may not be back for season two. According to TMZ:
Production sources on “Rob & Chyna” tell TMZ … E! execs haven’t ordered a 2nd season yet, and a big part of the problem is they can’t get the couple to shoot together. As we’ve reported, Rob’s become a hermit again and we’re told that’s giving the bosses cold feet. Understandably, they’re worried they won’t get a full season out of him.
Obviously, a sophomore season could get huge ratings with so much drama, and that’s not even accounting for the baby and possibly a wedding around the corner.
Here’s my question: if Rob doesn’t do the show, how exactly does he support himself? It’s not exactly like his sock line is making bank.
[Via TMZ]
This Couple In Florida
Dating is hard. The looking, the texting, the not trying to appear too desperate. In short, it’s exhausting. So it’s got to be a relief when you finally find someone, right? But what if it turns out that that someone is actually your grandfather?
Yeah, so that happened. A couple in Florida – her, 24 years old, and him, a 68-year-old lottery winner (ah, so that makes sense) recently discovered that they were grandfather and granddaughter when flipping through some family photos three months after their marriage. The man had become estranged from the children from his first two marriages, so the woman had no idea that the man she met on an online dating site was in fact her father’s father.
Yuck. I’m grossed out just thinking about it. Even grosser? The couple has no plans to divorce, with the man saying he already has two failed marriages and doesn’t want a third. Even if it’s literally the creepiest thing ever.
[Via New York Post]
Lindsay Lohan
Honestly, it’s probably bad to be Lindsay Lohan on most weekends with the washed-up career and no real prospects. But this weekend was particularly bad for Lohan as she almost lost a finger in a boating accident.
Lohan was boating in the Mediterranean (well, that doesn’t sound bad) when she attempted to anchor the boat and got a digit caught in the chain, severing part of it off. Luckily for the former star, doctors were able to reattach the finger, and Lohan snap chatted an update on Sunday:
Good thing Lohan will have full use of all of her fingers. She’ll need them for a future career as a cashier at Taco Bell.
[Via US Weekly]
Patriots’ Fans
I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. Next Sunday can’t come soon enough..
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Would for sure still smash Lindsey.
I hear she goes down like an anchor too.
No mention of Kim Kardashian? True she’s probably one of the worst people in the world, but being tied up by robbers in a bathroom and having $10 million stolen (probably the equivalent of $100 for us common folk) doesn’t sound like the best way to spend a Sunday night.
I bet it was the same guys that “robbed” Ryan Lochte. She’s robbed of pretty much the same amount of money that her husband very recently just lost… Sounds like a fraud attempt to me.
Normally, I’m all about mocking Kim but that was too scary/serious for me to touch.
I know you’re biased by Chiefs fans got it way worse yesterday. And we don’t even have someone to come save the day.
I’m a browns fan, all other arguments are invalid.
I’m a St. Louis fan, at least you have a team.
Well at least the Cardinals made the playoffs.
User name checks out. Thanks, from Baltimore
I’ll feel bad for you next week.
I feel like Jamal Charles deserved more of a comeback game. That’s what i get for being a Chiefs fan…
I’m just waiting to see which will suck worse…the rest of the Chiefs season or Kelce’s upcoming TV show.
God bless Florida.
No mention of the guy that got mauled by a bear twice?
I think if you walk off an injury you’re good by rule
I weep for the devastation Brady is about to unleash upon the AFC and my shitty team.