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A few of you have messaged me about the irony of putting out an article with five feel-good stories each Friday and then one with stories of complete idiocy every Monday. Yes, I recognize the irony of that, but you know what, friends? I need to be uplifted on Fridays with nice things and then uplifted again on Monday with stories mocking stupidity and there’s nothing wrong with that. Life is all about balance, right?
This Blind and Deaf Dog Smells When Her Owner Comes Home
This blind and deaf dog does the sweetest thing when she smells that her dad is home 💞pic.twitter.com/4OdlhhfH19
— UberFacts (@UberFacts) November 23, 2018
My cynical self was going to make a joke about B.O., but honestly, this is so pure, I don’t want to ruin it.
NASA Land A Robot On Mars And Scientists Go Wild
I’m not gonna lie – I watched this live and I got a little teary-eyed seeing how excited these people were. It was like winning their own Super Bowl. And yes, that was a take-off on the touchdown dance of the 49ers’ Marquise Goodwin and Kendrick Bourne, who will likely not be playing in the Super Bowl this year. [via SF Gate]
Burger King Is Delivering Special Treats For Your Canine Friends
Get a free #Dogpper with your @BurgerKing order of The WHOPPER® + Dogpper combo, while supplies last! 🐶🍔 Plus, new customers get a $0 delivery fee on orders $10 or more with code DOGPPER now – Dec. 4. Terms: https://t.co/ID2IvMHnEc pic.twitter.com/dFEor7s7CM
— DoorDash (@DoorDash) November 29, 2018
Yes, that’s right – your doggo can now have his own treat when you drunk-order Burger King delivery. [via People]
This 85-Year-Old Plays Hockey 4 Days A Week
Watch the video here. Seriously, watch it.
I’m just going to watch this every time I start to bitch about going to the gym. [via WCVB]
Hundreds Attend Funeral Of A Vietnam Veteran Who Had No Family
Hey Omaha. Do the right thing. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/bQCfQmomJK
— Jennifer Mendelsohn 🇺🇸 (@CleverTitleTK) November 24, 2018
And over 400 people did, in the freezing cold. Faith in humanity restored…for now. [via 3NewsNow] .
This bit isn’t even a day old and is already out
Is this a real account? Are you aware you decimated site viewership?
Fake news! Viewership is way up under my administration! I have what America wants to see! And it’s huuuuuuuuuge!
Bruh..
I FUCKING LOVE DOGS. and yes I meant to put that in all caps.