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Jeff Tillman, B.A. – State University ’97
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Young & Cross, Inc.
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“Could live off fat of land.”
Lennie, Of Mice and Men
“Good! I like Danger. Do you like Danger, Texas Man?”
-Exact quote from The Indian in the Cupboard
“Jim said bees wont sting idiots… didn’t believe that… because I tried them lots of times myself …and they wouldn’t sting me.”
–The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
“Remember if time should come when you have to make choice between what is right and what is easy remember what happened to a boy who was good kind brave because he strayed across path of Ld. Vmort remember cedric Diggory.
TY”
-Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”
“I KNOW IT’S ALL WRONG BY RIGHTS WE SHOULDN’T EVEN BE HERE BUT WE ARE IT’S LIKE IN THE GREAT STORIES MR FRODO THE ONES THAT REALLY MATTERED FULL OF DARKNESS AND DANGER THEY WERE. AND SOMETIMES YOU DIDN’T WANT TO KNOW THE END BECAUSE HOW COULD THE END BE HAPPY HOW COULD THE WORLD GO BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS WHEN SO MUCH BAD HAD HAPPENED BUT IN THE END IT’S ONLY A PASSING THING THIS SHADOW EVEN DARKNESS MUST PASS A NEW DAY WILL COME AND WHEN THE SUN SHINES IT WILL SHINE OUT THE CLEARER THOSE WERE THE STORIES THAT STAYED WITH YOU THAT MEANT SOMETHING EVEN IF YOU WERE TOO SMALL TO UNDERSTAND WHY BUT I THINK MR FRODO I DO UNDERSTAND I KNOW NOW FOLK IN THOSE STORIES HAD LOTS OF CHANCES OF TURNING BACK ONLY THEY DIDN’T THEY KEPT GOING BECAUSE THEY WERE HOLDING ON TO SOMETHING
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Terrence White”
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–Moby Dick
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The Moby Dick one is spot on for so many reasons.
Dammit McGannon this column was pretty damn funny. So funny it almost makes up for the lack of HHHS, MMM, and Struggle Sunday.
Crying at the Sam quote all in caps.
Fucking brilliant!
Indian in the cupboard one got me lol
The unreadable, awkwardly colored signature. I died.
I got a headache just looking at it. It was all too real
I once had a boss whose email signature was easily 10 lines long. No joke.