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1. When someone says your job “sounds like fun.”
2. When your parents ask why you haven’t gotten engaged or married yet.
3. When your parents ask you how your job is going.
4. When you realize it’s payday.
5. When friends ask you why you haven’t gotten your life together yet.
6. When relatives ask you why you haven’t gotten your life together yet.
7. When none of your friends want to go out to the bars.
8. When you see your best friend with a surprisingly hot girl.
9. When you spot your own surprisingly hot girl.
10. When your best friend closes with a surprisingly hot girl.
11. When you close with your own surprisingly hot girl.
12. When that one friend-of-a-friend tags along with your group and looks like a complete tool.
13. When a stranger at the bar insults you.
14. When you realize you spent $300 at the bar the night before.
15. When your younger sibling threatens to tell your parents what you really do with your life.
16. When your credit card gets declined while you’re out at a restaurant with your friends.
17. When you wake up and realize it’s Monday.
18. When someone asks you what you do at your job.
19. When someone at work says they’ve never seen Breaking Bad.
20. When someone says Breaking Bad “isn’t very good.”
21. When someone at the office accuses you of taking their food from the refrigerator.
22. When you defer your student loan payments yet again.
23. When you’re headed to Chipotle and haven’t eaten anything all day.
24. When you realize you’ve blown your paycheck and have no money for groceries.
25. When you think about your life choices and just have to laugh to keep from crying.
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Andrew Adams
Andrew is a native Texan and, while not complaining about something and talking too much, works as the Creative Director of Atomic Productions. While neither terribly great shape nor particularly handsome, he is known for being surprisingly charismatic and having a very respectable wardrobe.
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# 2 is always an appropriate answer to give your girlfriend.
Not a single Remember the Titans reaction? Still a great column. *Cue Denzel laugh*