The last time I lost my phone, it was because I passed out in a cab the night before the Kentucky Derby. After waking up, we utilized Find My iPhone and saw it was located in “a really bad part of Louisville,” per our host. The driver kindly returned it to me in exchange for all the cash in my pocket and I proceeded to head to the Derby where I later lost my wallet.
Well, Austin Woolstenhulme had a slightly different experience when losing her phone in Vegas last weekend only to have the world’s most famous athlete find it and return it to her.
Per Complex, Cristiano Ronaldo found her phone, hunted her down, and returned it to its rightful owner before taking her biscuit friends out to dinner.
While I refuse to believe Cristiano actually found this phone and did the due diligence of finding Austin to return it to her, I do respect the hustle of his entourage constantly being on Pussy Patrol while crushing Vegas. You’ve got to think someone in his inner-circle creeped through her photostream only to find this photo taken days before he took the girls out to dinner:
“Hey guys, I’ve got an idea,” he probably said before firing out a few texts to her recent contacts, also known as the three 10s Austin was rolling with. Yada yada yada, Cristiano is sitting VIP at the Wynn with three red-blooded American blonde-stars and a brunette to boot.
Not lying 😆 pic.twitter.com/3xVpiSAV8J
— Kenzie Sellers (@mc__kenzzz) July 6, 2015
They say, “No good deed goes unpunished,” but the smile on Cristiano’s face says, “shooters shoot.” .
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