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I’m just going to be shameless about it: I love bros. No, I don’t want to be seen with them on a regular basis. After all, I have a reputation to uphold. But every once in a while you need to hit the bars with a bro pack, rip shots of Fireball, and intimidate everyone around you by being the loudest twelve dudes in the bar.
I gotta imagine this guy knows what I’m talking about. Corporate Bro, who can be found “slanging software like a fuckin’ boss”, spends his days being the token bro around the office.
That’s innovation. I’ve used the ball washing towel on the golf course, but never a tie.
Every guys mutters “I love you too” under his breath when he’s in public, no matter if he’s talking to his mom, girlfriend, or wife.
We’ve all got this guy. I just called mine over to my desk to watch this video and he said, “Yeah, that’s totally me.”
#BulkingSeason
This is spectacular if for no other reason than he’s trying to bring “Butterly” by Crazy Town back.
So many brolos, so little time.
The club drop is quintessential douchebag. I do it all the time.
Chilling at vineyards is a tell-tale sign that you made it.
If someone follows me on social media, I immediately assume they just want to bone. Oh, and the GoPro stickers make this video.
We’ve all been there. And if you say you haven’t you’re a fuckin’ liar.
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Will
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Not your best, Will.
This account is pretty great
Probably works at Oracle.