Don’t lie, this is what you thought you’d be doing after graduation.

I pulled the DUI card again? UGH!

Monday.

Where it all started.

It’s been a tough couple weeks for fast food employees.

Your cat will never do this.

Take the day off work to enjoy a nice ball game with some buds, and this happens.

[via @ckirsch714]

Noted personal injury attorney Brian Loncar brings the heat in this commercial. This is real.

Norm may or may not have lost a sponsor over this, but it’s easily the most entertaining endorsement of all time.