Flawlessly executed hilarious idea.

Here’s to another 10 episodes of your girlfriend making you suffer through 30 minutes of female hipster dialogue.

The news in LA literally acted like they had never seen rain before.

This is a more heartbreaking love story than The Notebook and 500 Days Of Summer combined.

He truly is the gift that keeps on giving. He’s the hero we need, not the hero we deserve.

Big thanks to our buds over at Nice Piece Productions.

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Childhood, man.

So here’s the story, this driver in the black SUV rear ended the cab in front of them, attempted to bail, hilarity ensued. Skip ahead to 1:50 for when the s**t really hits the fan…

**UPDATE: The SUV was in fact stolen and the perp is in custody.

[h/t Chicagoist]

Want to ruin both your Tuesday morning and the alphabet? Check out the latest sensation by the “Chinese Food” singer and her puppeteer producer.

If you’ve never heard or read the story about “The Smiling Man” from Reddit before, this short film captures it perfectly. Prepare for your skin to crawl.

Dad fans are the best fans. Just chillin’ on the bed, going absolutely insane, with his family worried he’s going to have a heart attack on the spot.

You’re why us internet folk wake up in the morning.

Looks like the first trailer wasn’t a fluke. The release date for the movie is December 25, 2013. Merry Christmas.

They still don’t address that if any of this happens on your flight, there’s a 99% chance you’re going to die. Still, props.