What…the…hell.

The king of power moves is back on February 14.

Having played in the shattered dream machine that is beer league hockey, this is way cool.

23 minutes and 13 seconds of nonstop entertainment.

Professionalism personified.

I’ve been watching The Price Is Right ever since I was faking sick in grade school, but this is by far the most insane “A NEW CAR!!!” moment in the show’s history. A $157,000 dollar Audi R8.

She also got 10 grand. What a day.

Tip of the cap to Jalopnik for getting the video and below GIF:

It’s the gift that keeps on givin’ the whooole year.

What a bunch of teases. I miss you, though. So much.

Season four of GoT is set to premiere in Spring 2014.

These kids look like they are into it now, but God help them when they realize what a horrible mistake their parents made.

Every kiss begins with bleh…

Nothing says “tough” like a bunch of bros in Santa costumes beating the shit out of a couple of outnumbered dudes on an icy sidewalk. Apparently, this was just one of many crazy things to happen during the annual festival over the weekend. Shit went down.

If you’ve got a crazy Santacon story, share it with us.

Goodness gracious. Premieres on Valentine’s Day, 2014. Not a bummer.