Bringing your gym bag to work with absolutely no intention whatsoever of going to the gym after work. PGP.
Finding ways to secretly print out and fill out my bracket without my boss noticing.
“They make chicken that doesn’t come in a can?” PGP.
My office chair slowly lowers itself over the course of the day, ironically symbolizing my dying morale. PGP.
Shamelessly playing “Get Lucky” through your phone’s speakers in the bathroom stall. PGP.
You and the other young employees getting the “Do you want a career or just a job?” speech from your boss. PGP.
Boss caught on to my “bathroom breaks” to check scores. #PGP