New department moved to my floor. The stall seats always have piss all over them now. PGP.
Your boss passive-aggressively signing you up for a time management seminar. PGP.
Wearing golf pants to work has been the highlight of my week. PGP.
Unidentifiable floating objects left in the toilet from the person who went before you. PGP.
Watching so much Netflix on a three day weekend that you actually start to miss work. PGP.
The simultaneous group of pings around the office when a conversation starts to unfold in the company group chat app. PGP.
My favorite pen is an advertisement for Viagra. PGP.
Long, bitter, polarizing arguments about the merits of candy corn. PGP.
Leftovers have already gone bad. PGP.
Your floor’s new Bizhub lifting morale
The last minute scramble to make Memorial Day Weekend plans. PGP.
“You got any job leads?” PGP.