The office microwave just broke and I can’t afford to eat out. PGP
Actually going to Home Depot on a Saturday, and not just joking about it. PGP.
I left my office wife.
“Meets expectations” across the board on my annual evaluation. PGP
Preparing for an interview with another company while attempting to still look productive at your current job. PGP.
Computer is getting too slow to pull off quick tab-switching. PGP.
I’m starting to really appreciate jazz music. PGP
My workout today was jogging to the Chinese takeout place.
Fantasy league trash talk just got a little too personal.
Going from one earbud in to two earbuds in. PGPowerMove.
My girlfriend is jealous of my work wife. PGP.
Just as Young Jeezy would say, I need a vacation. PGP.