“We getting rain today?” PGP.
The significant drop in free donuts for the first few weeks after the new year begins. PGP.
When the promise of free cake drives you to endure the awkward happy birthday chorus for a coworker. PGP.
My boss thinks it’s hilarious when he calls the free doughnuts “open source.”
Getting an email from your boss that contains 4 sentences and 16 exclamation points.
Pulled a muscle first at-bat of kickball
The online exit interview is the only thing I put effort into during this job
My awful sunburn some how looks even worse under fluorescent lighting.
Joining the work kickball team for networking opportunities. #pgp
TYPING AN EMAIL IN ALL CAPS TO AN ASSHOLE CLIENT only to pussy out and trash it. PGP.
My cubicle is on the end of the row and has two walls. The rest of the office uses 8 square feet of my area as a shortcut.
Watching Dirty Jobs and feeling absolutely no solace nor pride in the job that I have.