“Catch that game last night?”
Too old for the interns & too young for the widows. PGP.
Stayed up to watch the end of the game last night. Paying for it this morning. PGP.
Needing a third cup of coffee before noon. PGP.
Crashed a conference at the hotel across from my office during my lunch break #FreeCoffeeMug. PGPM.
I’m dressing up as a skinny-fat dad for Halloween. Actually, I do that every day. PGP.
Woke up this morning and thought it was Friday. PGP
“Did you see the debate last night?”PGP.
SFW costumes during the day, NSFW costumes at the bar
Meet The Press has become a thing in my house
Going from Bruce Banner to Hulk when getting an email on a Saturday. PGP.
Can everyone please put their phones on mute? PGP