“Your LinkedIn profile has been viewed by 3 people in the past 30 days.” PGP.

Not knowing how long that Tupperware container has been in the fridge. PGP.

Finding your roommate on Craigslist. PGP.

It’s 1:30 and I haven’t really done anything today. PGP.

Mandatory company issued cell phone holster. PGP.

I don’t know how to use my company’s new phone system. PGP.

Arriving to the office just as the only shaded parking spot is being taken. PGP.

Just got approved for a $500 credit card. PGP.

Actually purchasing an “I’d rather be driving a Titleist” bumper sticker. PGP.

Rappers I listened to as a kid are now considered “icons” and “OGs.” PGP.

Coffee heartburn before 8:00am. PGP.

Falling asleep before halftime. PGP.