Some days I wish I was a ditch digger. PGP.

“You see, Bob…it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.” PGP.

Having to be reminded that your birthday is coming up. PGP.

Finding ways to waste time while finding ways to not get fired. PGP.

“Hey, do you think you could endorse me for Microsoft Office on LinkedIn?” PGP.

Girl I used to hook up with in college just had a kid…again. PGP.

The condescending “please advise” at the end of an email from your supervisor. PGP.

Praying the gas you pass doesn’t extend past your cubicle. PGP.

Being asked to stay late because your boss knows you’re single. PGP.

Constantly toeing the line between networking and flirting. PGP.

Placing yourself on the 15-day DL after going out 3 nights in a row. PGP.

I thought for sure I’d have a sexless marriage by the time I was this age. PGP.