Actually dreading a bachelor party in Vegas. PGP.

Awkwardly getting caught attempting to duck-out at 4:45. PGP.

This is nothing like Mad Men. PGP.

When your computer screen faces your office door. PGP.

When “Sure, I’ll do another” overdrafts your checking account. PGP.

Friday night is the perfect time to catch up on Game of Thrones. PGP.

“How was your 4th?” PGP.

Having a recurring dream where you get fired. PGP.

Finding out via Facebook that another hot girl from college got engaged. PGP.

Coming back from a long holiday weekend even less rested than before. PGP.

Using “Could you send me that in an email?” to avoid any immediate responsibility. PGP.

Not getting the memo. PGP.