Actually reading the Terms & Conditions. PGP.

Ironing. PGP.

Having your first “Shit I’m going to get fired” moment. PGP.

Being afraid to take a vacation because they’ll realize how little you actually do. PGP.

Having to listen to your boss tell a story for the twentieth time and act interested. PGP.

I was going to cook dinner, but I forgot to thaw the ground beef. PGP.

Hating the show “Girls” with a passion, but hating that you’ve often related to it even more. PGP.

Job relocation forcing you to abandon your “no new friends” policy. PGP.

Having that 2:30 feeling all day. PGP.

Borrowing your friend’s truck to pick up a free futon you found on craigslist. PGP.

Thank you for applying. We wish you success in all your future endeavors. PGP.

Hoarding vacation time. PGP.