Trying to fit in by laughing at your coworkers’ inside jokes and getting awkward looks in return. PGP.

Being proud of a full refrigerator. PGP.

Dreaming of all the money you’d have if it weren’t for student loans. PGP.

Actually getting excited about going to bed early. PGP.

Developing a phobia of hangovers. PGP.

Do you want to split something on their registry? PGP.

Working hard or hardly working. PGP.

Planning a pregnancy. PGP.

I can’t afford to get married. PGP.

Mastering the art of covering up a hangover. PGP.

When someone steals your good chair while you’re on vacay. PGP.

My standards drop a point with each birthday. PGP.