Being too tired to celebrate your birthday. PGP.

Heartburn stemming from a Lean Cuisine. PGP.

The alarming realization that you might need glasses. PGP.

Can’t sleep in on weekends without waking up in a blind panic that you’re late for work. PGP.

The highly coveted handicap stall. PGP.

The asshole that never replaces the water jug. PGP.

The guy who refuses to set his cell phone to “silent.” PGP.

The crumbs stuck in your keyboard from eating lunch at your desk. PGP.

Awkwardly encountering the same people every time you go to the bathroom. PGP.

Yes Pandora, I’m still listening. PGP.

When your dry cleaning bill is bigger than your Friday night bar tab. PGP.

Turning a 3 minute dump into a 30 minute break. PGP.