When your boss comments “You need to drink more water” at the urinal. PGP.

Lunch from the snack machine. PGP.

Wearing the jersey of a pro athlete who is younger than you. PGP.

Quickly realizing that toilet paper is something you should spend a little extra on. PGP.

Orange juice and Red Bull: the working man’s mimosa. PGP.

Changing your desktop background to a picture of a place you will probably never go. PGP.

Who the fuck stole the newspaper from the break room? PGP.

My finance app told me I drink too much. PGP.

Dreaming more about your boss taking a vacation than yourself. PGP.

Those bullshit inspirational quotes after coworkers’ email signatures. PGP.

The realization that every other lane is traveling faster than yours…until you switch lanes. PGP.

Trying to fit in a quick workout during your lunch break. PGP.