“I should probably start going to church.” PGP.

Being 15 minutes early to happy hour. PGP.

Sitting at your desk until everyone leaves so you can use that as an excuse to leave early the rest of the week. PGP.

“It’s a great networking opportunity.” PGP.

I’ve eaten at Chick-fil-A three times this week. PGP.

The realization that money does, in fact, buy happiness, and you have none. PGP.

Slept an extra hour because I forgot to set my alarms, but I feel more tired because I had to rush to work. PGP.

Only getting $10 of gas because you’re so close to the next credit card billing period. PGP.

Getting a haircut during your lunch break. PGP.

The awkward silence when your boss asks what you’re working on. PGP.

Everyone in my department is at least twice my age. PGP.

Celebrating your birthday with ice cream cake in the break room. PGP.