Coasting as often as possible to save gas. PGP.

Ordering water at the bar to weaken the inevitable hangover. PGP.

The internet is down in our office, and a slow but steady panic is starting to rise. PGP.

Female coworkers obsessing over the birth of the royal baby. PGP.

Applying for jobs you have no interest in. PGP.

Unintentional racism from older coworkers. PGP.

Not giving a single fuck about golf, but acting like you do to fit in. PGP.

I wouldn’t hire me. PGP.

When sleeping in makes you feel dirty. PGP.

Maybe I could become a professional golfer if I quit my job and play every day. PGP.

Sitting out when the wobble comes on at a wedding. PGP.

Throwing out your shoulder while playing a game of Golden Tee. PGP.