Checking any remotely attractive coworker’s desk for family photos when starting a new job. PGP.

Chugging a drink in hopes of a better night’s sleep. PGP.

Customizing your “Sent from my iPhone” tagline. PGP.

Went to the doctor for back pain, left with wallet pain. PGP.

Having a baby shower, bachelor party, engagement party and wedding in consecutive weekends, all for different people. PGP.

Not wearing pants to a Skype interview. PGP.

Wishing Michael Scott was your manager. PGP.

Monitor envy. PGP.

Hiding the addiction to dip you acquired in college from your girlfriend. PGP.

Living vicariously through the Travel Channel because you’re too broke to go anywhere. PGP.

Remembering when you thought to yourself “I’ll never work in a cubicle.” PGP.

“I’ll stop by, but I can’t stay too late.” PGP.