When your coworker insists on the two of you having “catch ups” like she is your manager when the two of you are of the same rank. PGP.

Putting in your two weeks notice and loving every second of it. PGP.

Pepto Bismol as a chaser. PGP.

Finally admitting you’re addicted to cigarettes. PGP.

Sunday Scaries are too real . . . bar exam Tuesday. PGP.

Getting too old to hook up with the new hires at work. PGP.

“How’s your bandwidth this week?” PGP.

Hugh Freeze “resigning” for using his work phone to buy prostitutes. PGP.

Was told to name my price to go back to my old job. PGP.

Getting to the point where I can’t ignore my lactose intolerance anymore. PGP.

Being ghosted by multiple companies that you interviewed with. PGP.

The new hires aren’t intimidated by me. PGP.