Want to guarantee someone will walk over to your desk in the next 30 seconds? Fart. PGP.
Bathroom breaks are my refuge against the harsh reality of the real world. PGP.
My computer has required me to reboot it three times already today for updates. PGP.
When leaving your house 2 minutes later than usual means arriving to work 20 minutes late. PGP.
The client…who uses…too many ellipsis…in all their emails… PGP.
I literally had to teach my boss how to copy and paste a paragraph of text at work today. PGP.
I report to someone younger than me. PGP.
Checking out coworkers’ Facebook pages to see who has the hottest wife. PGP.
Work hard, play in moderation. PGP.
When your motivation for keeping the weight off is that you’re so broke that you can’t afford to buy new pants. PGP.
My boss is a foodie that says “baller status” way too often. PGP.
Being brought to the verge of tears by a sticky spacebar. PGP.